6,666,666

So…is this you?

Pharyngula
By Details > Visit Detail
Visit 6,666,666
    [<<]  [>>]
Domain Name   comcast.net ? (Network)
IP Address   67.176.112.# (Comcast Cable)
ISP   Comcast Cable
Location  
Continent  :  North America
Country  :  United States  (Facts)
State  :  Colorado
City  :  Littleton
Lat/Long  :  39.5593, -105.0056 (Map)
Distance  :  622 miles
Language   English (United States)
en-us
Operating System   Microsoft WinXP
Browser   Firefox
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.7.12) Gecko/20050915 Firefox/1.0.7
Javascript   version 1.5
Monitor  

Resolution  :  1280 x 1024
Color Depth  :  32 bits

Time of Visit   Jul 8 2006 1:24:04 pm
Last Page View   Jul 8 2006 1:24:04 pm
Visit Length   0 seconds
Page Views   1
Referring URL http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/
Visit Entry Page   http://scienceblogs….ess_conservative.php
Visit Exit Page   http://scienceblogs….ess_conservative.php
Out Click   &nbsp
Time Zone   UTC-7:00
Visitor’s Time   Jul 8 2006 12:24:04 pm
Visit Number   6,666,666
 

I expected the world to end, but maybe this means I have to wait until I’ve harvested 666,666,666 souls for Satan now.

Portrait of the blogger

The most amusing coverage of the Nature top science blogs article comes from The Technology Chronicles, which begins by calling scientists “sober, dispassionate, precise” and suggests that we’ve abandoned “Olympian impartiality” to compete with Cute Overload. I get the impression the author hasn’t ever met a real scientist. Nick will love being called a “budding Matt Drudge.”

We need more cute, huh? OK, I can do cute. I had to run my photo through a face transformer to do it, but here I am, rendered a bit more adorably than in real life.

i-e02aa5fe203b2c290df0bb337ef85d0b-pzm_ape.jpg

Now I just sit back and wait for the fans to roll in.

(Thanks to Lindsay, who took the original photo.)

Dire warnings

Reading some of my favorite blogs today, I can’t help but feel the looming hand of fate preparing to destroy us all.

  • Jon Voisey is praising a director of the Oklahoma ACLU, Joanne Bell. You’re in Kansas, Jon. It’s not that far from Oklahoma. What happened to Bell could happen to you.
  • Ophelia Benson is saying harsh words about Mother Theresa. An uppity woman criticizing an icon of Christian charity? Someday, you could be in a hospital with a hatchet-faced nun looming over you, contemplating how best to chastise your body before your immortal soul meets the god who will fling you into the flames of Hell.
  • General JC Christian dares to mock those who would sic Jew-haters on the home of the Dobrich family. You’re anonymous, old boy—wouldn’t it be a fine coup for some winger somewhere to publish your home address and phone number? Let’s see how funny you are when a manly Christian fellow shows up at your door with a demand to give your inner Frenchman a workout.
  • Cream Pickle Pups? Oh, no—it’s fair time in the Midwest, when the most obscene foods appear in greasy carts on dirt paths in places that reek of farm animals. We’re all gonna die.

Despite the horrible possibilities, though, I can’t help but hope that everyone keeps it up. Well, except for Diablo Cody—no one really needs to OD on fried fats in grease, do they?

The freshmaker!

You can ignore the gushy science-groupie parts of this post (it just makes me blush, and wonder where all these girls were when I was single*), but the movie—which is on a completely different topic altogether—but the imbedded movie is hilarious.

*It was so long ago, they probably hadn’t even been conceived yet, I know. It’s OK, though, I found my science groupie, and I only really needed one.

Humans are very strange animals

I mentioned that cringe-inducing hemipenectomy that some spiders do…well, Stan Schwarz had to one-up me and sent a link to an image of an example of full genital splitting (if you click that link, you’re probably safe; it’s a very tiny thumbnail image. Click on that, though, and all bets are off). I have no idea why any human being would want to do that—it looks like a very creepy meat butterfly in the guy’s crotch. If that description alone grosses you out, you definitely don’t want to click on that link. Move along, move along.