Gosh, I think I like it. Grrlscientist dug up this automatic Advertising Slogan Generator, and here’s what it tells me my new website slogan should be.
Does She or Doesn’t She? Only Her Pharyngula Knows for Sure.
Yes, ladies, it’s true: I do know. Don’t blush; it’s OK, it’s perfectly natural.
Of course I had to try the obvious…
Cleans Your Floor Without Intelligent Design.
Leave the Intelligent Design to Us.
Schhh… You Know Intelligent Design.
But I’d Rather Have a Bowl of Intelligent Design.
They’re Yummy For Your Intelligent Design.
(The Discovery Institute) Does the Hard Intelligent Design, So You Don’t Have To.
The Non-Sticky Sticky Intelligent Design.
And my favorite
The Intelligent Design With The Hole.
Me too…
“Gee, Your Atheism Smells Terrific.”
Here’s what I got on my >first< try: "Try Atheism, You'll Like It." Works for me.
Maybe you could put rotating slogans under your blog title.
One of my readers once referred to me as “Another retarded f*ing liberal with all the answers”. That’s definitely going to be one of my slogans. :-)
I got “It takes a tough man to make a tender Plucky Punk.”
Which is so true.
I do, indeed. I’m sorry you had to see it, P.Z.
Smart. Beautiful. Democrats.
The Best Part of Waking Up is 14cyclenotes in Your Cup.
Hey, I like that. That is so going in my blog.
“Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Pharyngula.”
It rhymes! Sort-of!
This is auspicious: “Let The Panvertebrate Begin”.
“Designed for Salticidae.”
“Lipsmackin’ Thirstquenchin’ Acetastin’ Motivatin’ Goodbuzzin’ Cooltalkin’ Highwalkin’ Fastlivin’ Evergivin’ Coolfizzin’ Salticidae.”
“There’s First Love, and There’s Tofu Love.”
And my fovorite:
“This Is The Age Of The Emma.”
I tried “atheist” in the generator. Two of my favorites are:
Think once. Think Twice. Think Atheist.
Every Atheist helps.
Good to the Last Cephalopod
Put A Cephalopod In Your Tank
The Cephalopod Of A New Generation
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Cephalopod
Cephalopod-Lickin’ Good
Nothin’ Says Lovin’ Like Cephalopod from the Oven
A Cephalopod’s Too Wet Without One
Get the Cephalopod Habit
Please Don’t Squeeze The Cephalopod
Age of the Emma? That sounds … eww :)
Now, “Things Go Better with Philosopher.”
That sounds like something from Ren and Stimpy. “All Kids Love Log”, after all.
I entered Christian and got “There’s no wrong way to eat a Christian.”
I did “fascism” and this is what I got on the first go:
“Any Time, Any Place, Fascism.”
And then, I s- you not, I typed in Jesus Christ and got:
“Washing Machines Live Longer With Jesus Christ.”
There you have it.
In relation to a previous subject at this site, I got these on atheism.
It’s the Bright One, It’s the Right One, That’s Atheism.
The Future is Bright, The Future is Atheist.