Now I’ve got a slogan

Gosh, I think I like it. Grrlscientist dug up this automatic Advertising Slogan Generator, and here’s what it tells me my new website slogan should be.

Does She or Doesn’t She? Only Her Pharyngula Knows for Sure.

Yes, ladies, it’s true: I do know. Don’t blush; it’s OK, it’s perfectly natural.


  1. Bruce Thompson says

    Of course I had to try the obvious…

    Cleans Your Floor Without Intelligent Design.
    Leave the Intelligent Design to Us.
    Schhh… You Know Intelligent Design.
    But I’d Rather Have a Bowl of Intelligent Design.
    They’re Yummy For Your Intelligent Design.
    (The Discovery Institute) Does the Hard Intelligent Design, So You Don’t Have To.
    The Non-Sticky Sticky Intelligent Design.

    And my favorite

    The Intelligent Design With The Hole.

  2. bPer says

    Here’s what I got on my >first< try: "Try Atheism, You'll Like It." Works for me.

  3. says

    Maybe you could put rotating slogans under your blog title.

    One of my readers once referred to me as “Another retarded f*ing liberal with all the answers”. That’s definitely going to be one of my slogans. :-)

  4. Paul S says

    The Best Part of Waking Up is 14cyclenotes in Your Cup.

    Hey, I like that. That is so going in my blog.

  5. emma g says

    “Designed for Salticidae.”
    “Lipsmackin’ Thirstquenchin’ Acetastin’ Motivatin’ Goodbuzzin’ Cooltalkin’ Highwalkin’ Fastlivin’ Evergivin’ Coolfizzin’ Salticidae.”

    “There’s First Love, and There’s Tofu Love.”

    And my fovorite:
    “This Is The Age Of The Emma.”

  6. bernarda says

    I tried “atheist” in the generator. Two of my favorites are:

    Think once. Think Twice. Think Atheist.

    Every Atheist helps.

  7. NelC says

    Good to the Last Cephalopod

    Put A Cephalopod In Your Tank

    The Cephalopod Of A New Generation

    Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Cephalopod

    Cephalopod-Lickin’ Good

    Nothin’ Says Lovin’ Like Cephalopod from the Oven

    A Cephalopod’s Too Wet Without One

    Get the Cephalopod Habit

    Please Don’t Squeeze The Cephalopod

  8. says

    Age of the Emma? That sounds … eww :)

    Now, “Things Go Better with Philosopher.”

    That sounds like something from Ren and Stimpy. “All Kids Love Log”, after all.

  9. beervolcano says

    I did “fascism” and this is what I got on the first go:
    “Any Time, Any Place, Fascism.”

    And then, I s- you not, I typed in Jesus Christ and got:
    “Washing Machines Live Longer With Jesus Christ.”

    There you have it.

  10. bernarda says

    In relation to a previous subject at this site, I got these on atheism.

    It’s the Bright One, It’s the Right One, That’s Atheism.

    The Future is Bright, The Future is Atheist.