His people are starving, and Kim Jong-il is roaming the countryside, eating up giant rabbits.
Karl Szmolinsky of Eberswalde faces a grim Easter.
His gold medal pride, ‘Robert der Grosse’ , the largest rabbit in recorded Prussian history , is missing and believed dead in North Korea.
The 24 pound UberBunny was sent to Pyongyang last year along with 11 others “with the aim of setting up a breeding program to alleviate famine ” , but they ended up on the table at Dear Leader Kim Jong-il’s February 16th birthday banquet.
This is what happens when megalomaniacs rule — not even the bunnies are safe.