“You’ll Be Hearing ‘Merry Christmas’ A Lot More This Year”

“We’re getting near that beautiful Christmas season that people don’t talk about anymore. They don’t use the word ‘Christmas’ because it’s not politically correct,” he said, explaining that politically correct culture has made it difficult to celebrate the holiday. “You go to department stores, and they’ll say ‘Happy New Year,’ or they’ll say other things, and it’ll be red — they’ll have it painted — but they don’t say — Well, guess what? We’re saying ‘Merry Christmas’ again.”

I’m saying “Merry Christmas”!
It’s so wonderful to hear!
Thanks to Trump, I get to say it,
Which I hadn’t, since… last year.

Yes, I’m saying Merry Christmas
It’s the phrase that I adore
(Which is why, last year, I said it–
And, well, every year before)

I’ll be saying Merry Christmas
For as long as I have voice
Ah, but this year, thanks to Donald
I’m not saying it by choice

I’ll be saying Merry Christmas
Both to strangers and to friends
Cos the government is listening
Till the Christmas season ends

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas without fail!
Just remember, tis the season
To be keeping out of jail!

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas every day!
I hope I get my Christmas wish…
And Trump just goes away.


  1. StevoR says

    @ ^ Cuttlefish : Congratulations and thankyou.

    I sure hope you get your Xams wish this year too! (& most of the rest of the world does as I well I strongly suspect.)

  2. Crudely Wrott says

    Ah, dear Cuttle, you are still here about.
    I am relieved to realize,
    I was about to shout!
    And rail at unfair heavens
    That you had left our fold.
    Please know that your raw verses
    Make me realize
    That until it rhymes a poem
    All too quickly gets too old.

    Steady on, master of rhyme and meter.
    Steady to the end.
    What you write does make a difference. You just have to be out here to notice.

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