I have one, and only one requirement for being permitted into my home:
I had a bunch of dental done this week since my employer extended supplementary health insurance to me (dental is not one of the services typically socialized in Canadian provinces). On the one hand, I’m grumpy because my frickin’ jaw has been drilled in. On the other, when this passes, I’ll be in less pain since all the cavities I’ve accrued are filled.
But right now, I’m still grumpy. Bah humbug.