— doug brown (@dougbrown8) May 1, 2017
Alas, some variety of sportsball thing is going well in my city, and as a result the sportsbros have been out in force for a month. They’re honking at everything. Posting shit I don’t understand. Somebody asked me if I saw “the game” and didn’t believe me when I said no, utterly baffled that their tribalistic ritual worship of a piece of rubber is not a universal hobby.
I don’t understand why they have to drag the whole city into it though. Honking repeatedly, late at night? I know that’s breaking several bylaws.
I just want my sleep. And for sportsbros to stop talking to me. Whats-his-name did the sport? “Our” team sportsed harder? Good for them. I don’t see what you have to do with it.