Marriage Farm


Vaughn Ohlman, Quiverfull Patriarch, has now set up a ‘Get Them Married‘ Retreat, a place where Christians can look over stock, and arrange marriages.

“That our daughters may be as corner stones, polished after the similitude of a palace.”

Pardon me for not saying much, I clicked around on that site a bit too much, and I’m definitely feeling queasy.


  1. chigau (違う) says

    This is interesting
    Definition of Marriage: We ask that all of the participants agree to the following minimum definition of marriage: a lifelong sexual relationship that is always open to the blessing of children.

  2. says

    The Bible is quite clear that females have value only insofar as they are virgins who can pop out male children at least once a year. So, really, it is no surprise that fundamentalists would set up what amounts to a cattle fair for their daughters.

  3. says

    Looking at the prices, it’s amazing how much money you can fleece off patriarchal bastards.
    I mean, compare that money to a three day con with world class actors and a hotel room….

    But hey, this is Western culture, right? Not like those horrible brown muslim people in the Middle East….

  4. Onamission5 says

    Yeah, sorry about that.

    I find the choice of Kansas, um, interesting, since children as young as 15 can be married there with parental permission and there’s no residency requirement for issuing licenses, just a three day waiting period. So they’ve picked a state in which parents can bring their teenaged to this retreat on a Friday and marry them off by Monday.

  5. rq says

    The girl in the picture looks way too young to be shackled to a marriage and pregnancies that she probably doesn’t want. :/ I don’t suppose this counts as human trafficking (and I mean legally; it already is, according to me, but the law might say otherwise…).

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