1. says

    These are marketed as cat toys, but they are actually rat toys, and they did once decorate the Ratmas Tree. Yes, they get their own tree. (Fake one.)

  2. blf says

    The mildly deranged penguin loves cat toys, they yooowwwwwll so cutely as they fly through the air after being launched from a trebuchet, with an extra large MEOW! MEOWW!! MEOOOWWWW!!!! as they land on, and skip across, the sea, into the waiting embracing arms and beak of a Kraken.

    Forty-foot high killer rats not included.

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