Scientists love empiricism and evidence-based demonstrations, so elderly urologists flaunting their erections seems like an effective presentation technique in the right context. And here I’ve always just relied on boring ol’ PowerPoint.
Giles Brindley’s now-famous erection
Due to pharacologic injection
Was a raging success
Though the front row was less
Than impressed by the short-arm inspection
I was going to suggest that this says something about at least the male portion of the population that uses PowerPoint®, but I decided that would be tasteless so I won’t…
PZ, we know you don’t need to go through that much trouble. As you’ve shown us in the past when you were shamelessly exposing yourself, a few buttons of your shirt should create enough of a shock to chase most people away.
Hard work reading through all that. I need a stiff drink now.
Sorry.
Thanks PZ
This is one wickedly funny post – don’t miss it!
Keynote>Powerpoint
The police considered charging him but thought it wouldn’t stand up in court.
I hope this doesn’t become some kind of gold standard method of evidence. Proctology meetings will become a horror show.
The article is worth it for the word ‘waggling’ alone.
Giles Brindley’s now-famous erection
Due to pharacologic injection
Was a raging success
Though the front row was less
Than impressed by the short-arm inspection
I was going to suggest that this says something about at least the male portion of the population that uses PowerPoint®, but I decided that would be tasteless so I won’t…
PZ, we know you don’t need to go through that much trouble. As you’ve shown us in the past when you were shamelessly exposing yourself, a few buttons of your shirt should create enough of a shock to chase most people away.