Many millennia ago, a full 275 years BT, an insightful composer once wrote the immortal words,
All we like sheep.
And as true as it is that we all find delight in ovine innocence and playfulness, it is perhaps time to update this ancient sentiment to something more of our moment. I suggest
All we like Janelle Shane.
A short story in such times as ours may seem insufficient. To that notion, I say, Beep. And yet more unexpectedly, Beep.