Republican stalwarts won’t mention “Convention”
Without saying prayers—at least knocking on wood—
It isn’t supposed to be “open”; they’re hopin’
The voters eliminate Trump, as they should
The problem is, Trump’s an attraction—some fraction
Of GOP voters think Trump is the GOAT
In races where Trump has contested, he’s bested
The party elites (when they’ve split up the vote) [Read more…]
It’s pitchforks and torches and “throw the bums out!”
We’ll go to the rallies; we’ll all scream and shout;
The new revolution is coming to town
And we’ll tear it to pieces and burn it all down! [Read more…]
My neighbor, Adam, told me
With a sheepish sort of grin
“I’ll be voting for The Donald,
Cos you know that Trump won’t win” [Read more…]
Shockingly, blockingly,
Senate Republicans
Serve to the POTUS
A devious hitch;
Never you mind that it’s
Unconstitutional—
Bending the rules is
The way of the Mitch.
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Now the Granite State has seen a
Final ad from Fiorina
And they’ve said goodbye to Bush
And Cruz and Trump.
Kasich, Rubio and Christie
Fail to leave the state all misty
(As for them, they cannot wait
To leave this dump.) [Read more…]
They took a pile of dog shit,
And they mushed it in a mound,
Till it stood about two inches tall,
Nine inches wide, and round,
They let it sit a while,
Till it dried a little bit,
And it looked a bit like pastry
(Though it through and through was shit)
Then they covered it with frosting
So it seemed a proper cake—
If you hadn’t paid attention,
And you didn’t know it’s fake—
Then they took the pile of dog shit
And they put it on display
And they said “it looks delicious—
Won’t you try a bite today?” [Read more…]
(sorry, this is at best in draft form. some is third person, some first, without warning. Forgive me my verbical sins, and assume I meant what you hope I meant.)
It’s astonishing to witness;
It’s remarkable to see;
But the world of Trump supporters
Is a scary place for me. [Read more…]
The GOP’s seeking suggestions for questions;
They don’t like the ones that reporters might ask
The hopefuls hate people decrying their lying;
They mustn’t expect to be taken to task!
It’s politics, people! It’s ruthless! It’s truthless!
Those fact-focused folks are a pain in the ass
We need to see less confrontation; the nation
Wants leaders like these to be given a pass! [Read more…]
“No one can purchase The Donald”
Goes the anti-establishment gibe,
He’s amassed so much money
It’s not even funny
There’s not enough left for a bribe! [Read more…]
Today is, once again, the end of the world. [Read more…]