(to the tune of “Stormy Weather, of course)
He’s a man
But I don’t know if he can
Weather Stormy
Every bit of news here before me
More coming all the time [Read more…]
With apologies to Ogden Nash, who did it first and better. [Read more…]
As always, my apologies to Bob Dylan. The tune is “The Times, They Are A-Changin'”, and you should add your additional verses in the comments. (Also, I haven’t given any thought at all to what order the verses should go in–this is just the way they came out.) [Read more…]
I’m saying “Merry Christmas”!
It’s so wonderful to hear!
Thanks to Trump, I get to say it,
Which I hadn’t, since… last year. [Read more…]
He had showed up at the protest
With a banner and a shield
With a sense of righteous anger
And a vow, he would not yield!
He was shouting all the slogans
He was marching through the park
(He had even brought a Tiki Torch
In case it got too dark) [Read more…]
Today, our commander in chief [Read more…]
So the president’s a traitor—
Well, except the law is bent
What he did would be illegal
If he weren’t the president [Read more…]
There’s a kid with diabetes
(That’s a pre-existing claim)
And we’re gonna cut his health care
Which is just a crying shame [Read more…]
They’re tearing up the safety net
Like some bizarre sort of mission.
See, the G.O.P. are heartless…
It’s a pre-existing condition.
[Read more…]
We’re marching for science (I hope you come, too),
With science defined as “what scientists do”—
A good definition if ever there was,
Although science is not “what a scientist does”.
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