You mustn’t keep an open mind,
No matter what they say
An open mind is dangerous;
It leads your soul astray! [Read more…]
The Digital Cuttlefish
Since the music plays so briefly... Can you blame me if I dance?
You mustn’t keep an open mind,
No matter what they say
An open mind is dangerous;
It leads your soul astray! [Read more…]
The reason humankind’s unique—
Or so, at least, I’m told—
Is, out of all creation,
Only humans are ensouled [Read more…]
I’ve never known an atheist
I hope to never meet one
But I can tell you anyway
The best way to defeat one! [Read more…]
The rug has sold! And (this is fun)
Seems “Dog” beats “God”, nineteen to one!
Fantastic news for Rex and Rover
Now that bidding’s finally over [Read more…]
As rugs go, it was fine—it’s just
That, well, it says “IN DOG WE TRUST”
And so, of course, we feel we must
Replace it. [Read more…]
Decide Right Now
You have 5 seconds to decide each question. [Read more…]
The pen is mightier than the sword,
Or so we’re led to think;
When victims, far too young, may be
Immortalized in ink
Cold comfort for the families
When all is said and done—
“The pen is mightier than the sword”
That’s why they used a gun. [Read more…]
I packed up the kids, and we went to town hall—
Because Solstice was coming! We wanted it all!
From the tinseled-up spruce-tree to Clarence’s bell
To the picture of Lucifer tumbling to hell [Read more…]
In the context of the universe, this thing that I call “me”
Is completely insignificant, and might as well not be.
I could disappear tomorrow, and the universe won’t care
Cos creation, for the most part, never knew that I was there. [Read more…]
Once upon a time, it seemed,
Pure Christian was the state;
Through all of Western culture—
There is really no debate.
In prayers and invocations,
Hymns and readings by the score
Why, the Western world was Christian—
But it isn’t any more! [Read more…]