American politics have a serious side effect of headaches from shaking them or facepalming constantly over here in continental Europe (made worse by the weeping over the Brits), but sometimes it’s just bizarre.
Have you heard about that big scandal involving Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
Well, hold on fast, because these revelations will break your heart. When she was a teenager, she danced and had friends.
— AnonymousQ1776 (@AnonymousQ17763) January 4, 2019
Here is America’s favorite commie know-it-all acting like the clueless nitwit she is…
…High School video of “Sandy” Ocasio-Cortez @AoDespair
And then there’s Elizabeth Warren. Did you know what she did? She drank beer on Instagram!
this is like when a third grader sees their teacher outside of school for the first time and is stunned to learn that they don't live there 24/7 pic.twitter.com/iAAgioDQT4
— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) January 3, 2019
I hope I have now thoroughly ruined your new year with these groundbreaking revelations of human women doing normal human things.