Yer So Trad…


Prairie Dress. Jumpinbloomers.com

I’m not entirely sure how to introduce this one. Okay, a bunch of Nazis were hanging out in a garage, drinking and smoking cigars, listening to Tom Petty, when they decided to write their own song, set to Petty’s Yer So Bad.

Before you click play, you might want to read the lyrics:

My girlfriend Stacy wants lots of babies
Maybe in five years or so
While I’m in the basement she larps as a peasant
Soon we’ll go live in the woods

In Fashy Dating she pretends she’s a lady
Yer so trad, liftin yer skirt for chad
In a world gone mad, yer so trad

She reads Evola, a lesbian chola
What kind of wheat fields are these?
A culture or fetish? A THOT with a purpose
Fishnets under the prairie dress

Oh Nazi Lady, oben bobs and vagene
Yer so trad, best lay I ever had
In a world gone chad, yer so trad

Incels and autists, virgins and kissless,
Too good to wed single moms

Oh Nazi Lady, oben bobs and vagene
In Fashy Dating (in fashy dating!), She pretends she’s a lady
Yer so trad, givin it up for a chad
In a world gone mad, yer so trad

Yer so trad, best lay I ever had
In a world gone mad, yer so trad

They described the song as “funnier than the original” and “about the scene of trad thoughts that are out there.”

Could just be me, but I don’t find that to be funny at all. Then again, I’m not a Nazi. You can read more at RWW.

Comments

  1. Ice Swimmer says

    This is one of the rare cases, where I think I’m happy that I don’t really understand what they’re saying and I’m not willing to make any effort. It can’t be good.

  2. lumipuna says

    Apparently, the “scene of trad thoughts out there” is about 25% disparaging modern women, 25% otherwise disparaging women, 25% otherwise disparaging modern society, and 25% fantasies of responsibility-free sex with women.

  3. says

    Apparently they haven’t heard that Petty, who had Confederate flags onstage as part of his tour supporting Southern Accents back in the mid ’80s, later came to regret it. He told Rolling Stone that using the flag onstage was stupid. So he’s probably a traitor in their worldview, who they shouldn’t be listening to.

  4. John Morales says

    That picture brought to my mind the image of Melania’s pose while ballet dancers danced.

    (Google it if you want to be, um, creeped out appalled)

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