Took wife, daughter, and grandbaby to a Patriarchal Celebration of Traditional Maternal roles brunch.
Drove oldest son back to St Cloud.
Caught a groundhog.
Set it free, elsewhere.
Tired now. Baby isn’t.
Took wife, daughter, and grandbaby to a Patriarchal Celebration of Traditional Maternal roles brunch.
Drove oldest son back to St Cloud.
Caught a groundhog.
Set it free, elsewhere.
Tired now. Baby isn’t.
we successfully captured a baby and her mother yesterday. is good baby. slept quietly through the night. still sleeping. hush.
It’s a marvel. He keeps putting himself in the spotlight to do something incredibly stupid.
He got some fool college kid to help him make the claim that Pete Buttigieg assaulted him…but the kid backed down and confessed to making the story up, so Wohl and Burkman just did a press conference in their driveway in which the piece de resistance was a video of the kid drinking a caramel frappucino. He’s got a Starbucks caramel frappuccino. Most forced coercion events… do not involve caramel frappuccino.
No one has argued that this was a case of “forced coercion”.
They announced that there were going to be “hundreds” of protesters showing up at their press conference (that’s all these guys do, I think, is call “press conferences” for attention), and as evidence, they showed that there was an Eventbrite event organized by Leftist agitators.
Hundreds of leftist protestors are set to descend on our Wednesday
Press conferenceWe WILL NOT surrender to the mob!
We’ve called in extra security to guard our safety and that of our
partners in the mediahttps://t.co/Y7JRo2MQ09— Jack Burkman (@Jack_Burkman) May 7, 2019
Examining the event revealed that the organizer was…Jacob Wohl.
I’m sure the only reason journalists show up for their press conferences at all any more is just to see Wohl and Burkman faceplant.
I’ve only heard about it indirectly, from people who noticed it on legal databases, but I haven’t been served yet…because Richard Carrier is acting as his own lawyer, and he flubbed something in the filing so no papers were delivered to the accused. I’m still waiting. At least we’ve got our lawyer primed and ready to respond.
I got a lot of the detail from this extraordinarily entertaining video. Rebecca Watson recounts some of the documents Carrier submitted himself, in his defense, to show that no, he’s not creepy and obnoxious, no sir. She reads his own “evidence”, which does a very good job of showing that he’s creepy, obnoxious, oblivious to criticism, and completely unaware of boundaries. It’s amazing how his own incel-like emails demonstrate his lack of awareness.
Now I just have to wait for my own copy of the filing. No hurry. It’s all another silly, futile exercise.
I love watching corporate idiots roasting over an open fire. Delta Airlines tried doing a little gentle union-busting with some posters, and it didn’t go at all well.
Two posters made by Delta as part of an effort to dissuade thousands of its workers from joining a union drew a torrent of criticism after they were posted on social media Thursday.
The posters included messages targeting the price of the dues that company workers would be paying if the union formed.
“Union dues cost around $700 a year,” one noted. “A new video game system with the latest hits sounds like fun. Put your money towards that instead of paying dues to the union.”
The other, with a picture of a football, was framed similarly.
“What does $700 mean to you?” it said. “Nothing’s more enjoyable than a night out watching football with your buddies. All those union dues you pay every year could buy a few rounds.”
Who needs job security, safe working conditions, and better wages when you could just play video games and drink beer? Those posters reveal how much contempt management has for their workers.
Here’s my favorite response:
The meme that points out that you can build a guillotine for $1200 is my second favorite.
(I am currently safe from all grading, but it begins again in 3 months.)
Watch with the sound off. The Hu-Man is shrill and annoying. Yeah, she ends up bleeding a little bit, but I have zero sympathy.
This evening, my wife plunked a big box of old papers and junk in front of me and told me it was my job to sort it out and clean it up. I went through it obediently, even though I quickly discovered that it was mostly her old trash. There were a few gems scattered in there, though, and I pulled them out before tossing the rest into the recycling bin. It seems only fair that I get to post some of them.
Like her school photo from when she was in 4th or 5th grade.
Ah, yes. The Summer of Love, 1967. We were going to school together then. She’s still just as pretty, just a bit more mature, fortunately.
I guess it should be no surprise what happened 13 years later.
Now see what she’s done? She not only made me clean up her stuff, she sent me on a nostalgia trip.
We have a plan. First thing we’ve done is install a baby trap inside of our baby transport vehicle.
Once captured, the baby will be transported to our baby cage.
It’s a foolproof plan. Here’s the baby.
She arrives by plane tomorrow afternoon, we snare her upon arrival, and then race back to Morris. It’s going to work.
Unfortunately, this is a catch-and-release program, so we’ll send her back to Colorado early next week. That’s OK, though, this is kind of proof of concept, and we have a second grandbaby we can try and capture sometime.
That one may be more of a challenge, since he seems to be fully mobile and more capable of evasive maneuvers.
I wouldn’t know whether to be appalled or appreciative if a doctor gave me this talk. Maybe it would help if there were martial music in the background, and she were wearing a tactical assault lab coat.
I’m also a bit put off at the idea that an appendix might grow back.