Wait, what? Over on that Reddit thread about the benefits of douching, petzl20 has made this announcement:
Myers has a staff of assistants that research and do a large part of the writing for his blogs and tweets.
Gawdamn, I wish I’d known about this before. I’m going to put them to work grading papers and putting together my final exams for me instead — the writing is the fun stuff.
I’m not suddenly going to get a bill for hours worked, am I?