This is the time of year when we start prepping for winter — we put away the window air conditioner, I’ve got to go drain all the garden hoses, we’re just waiting for all the leaves to drop off the trees. Looking ahead to the winter predictions, I see that we’re expecting a mild winter, because it’s an El Niño year. Just an El Niño! Maybe we’ll be a little wetter, a little less frigid, it could be an easy winter, we hope.
Just this little El Niño, in an unexceptional year:
So far, that doesn’t look so unexceptional. That looks dangerous in unexpected ways.
The peak is widely expected to be about 4° C anywhere from November to February, the most powerful El Niño in at least a thousand years. It is so far beyond Super size that scientists are using highly unscientific terms for it: jaw dropping, mind blowing, Godzilla-like.
The boy child? No, this is El Niño Diablo, the devil boy.
Uh-oh. So what do I do now? I’m going to drain the garden hoses, is that not enough?
Plenty of articles offer estimates of how many people will die because of this due to heat, hunger or extreme weather events.
But the truth is that nobody really knows what El Niño Diablo will do.
We know what climatologists’ computer models predict, but it is going beyond what the models are designed to handle. If the models are missing some interactions anywhere—ocean currents, glacial melt rates, atmospheric water vapor load, cloud cover, anything—that leaves us more blind than we are accustomed to being with climate forecasting… and therefore less able to prepare for specific impact on us.
“What do you think of this El Niño?”
El Niño Diablo is a major turning point. I think we will regret it.
BUT WHAT DO I DO?













