These new health features in the Apple Watch are tempting.
I would worry that the false positive rate is going to be sky high, but on the other hand, I’m getting older, have a family history of heart problems, and had my own cardiac scare several years ago. Maybe this would be a good thing to look into.
How much do these Apple Watches cost, anyway? (quickly checks apple.com to answer my own question.)
GAAAAAAH! $400!
(Strokes out. Goes into v-fib. Collapses. Heart explodes. Dies.)
Nope, sorry, the budget isn’t going to be able to cope with this at all.