He’ll just babble the secret out everywhere and ruin it. He has revealed that the Anti-Christ will make himself known to the world on 30 August 2016. Way to ruin the surprise, guy.
(Warning: what follows is a half hour of stark raving madness. I only lasted 4 minutes.)
Welp, I was going to keep everyone on edge until 11:59 tonight, but I guess I might as well ‘fess up.
Oh, wait, no, not me. I’m not the Anti-Christ. I’m too stodgy and boring. There’s also another part of the surprise that Hagee completely missed.
Why would the anti-Christ be a man? This is where the cunning plan slipped right past the unthinking Abrahamic patriarchy.
Now I’m not going to just spill the beans right here. That’s her privilege.
I’ll just mention that today, 30 August 2016, is my daughter Skatje’s birthday. You might want to wish her a happy birthday. Send her presents. Maybe give homage.