Dembski does it again

Unbelievable. Dembski is bragging about getting a peer-reviewed paper published — in IEEE Transactions, so not a biology journal, and it’s a paper about search algorithms — and he misrepresents Dawkins again. He just had to toss in his garbled version of the “Methinks it is a weasel” program in which Dembski has consistently gotten the algorithm stupidly wrong, and he does it again. The man really doesn’t understand selection at all.

To make it even more amusing and even more like a standard creationist on the web, people pointed out to him in the comments that he was still getting it wrong, and what does he say?

I’m growing weary of these quibblings and thus shutting the comments off.

Of course, Bill, of course. We expect you to stick your fingers in your ears and shout “LALALALALA” all the time. Why not just get rid of the troublesome comments at your site altogether?

Wrath of god strikes Minneapolis

We had summer thunderstorms and a tornado touchdown in Minneapolis yesterday, and the convention center was slightly damaged. At the same time, the Evangelical Lutheran Church of America was having their national convention there. You know what this means?

God hates Christians. Repent!

No, wait, that can never be what an omen means. We already have prophets stirring the tea leaves and interpreting the event. It seems, if you look at the conference schedule, that the liberal Lutherans were contemplating making some friendly statements about their gay congregants, so obviously this was an example of gentle smiting of sodomites.

Of course, also on the schedule were bible study and hymn singing — god hates “Onward Christian Soldiers”. And a middle school in North Branch — god hates education. It knocked down many trees — god hates elms.

Oh, well. I know one thing. I hate pretentious gomers who use natural disasters to promote their goofy belief in a whimsical deity.

Crazy bus driver gets panties in a knot

You know the bus signs in Iowas that read, “Don’t believe in God? You are not alone”? One bus driver refused to do her job because “the message is against her Christian faith,” and was then suspended.

Somebody tell me what precisely in that message is against anyone’s faith? It simply asks whether one believes in a god (I know that is not forbidden, because Christians have asked me that), and then says that there are others with the same beliefs, which is simply a description of reality. Oh, I get it — reality is in conflict with Christianity. I can believe that.

Anyway, I think the punishment was entirely appropriate. Maybe it could have been more severe, and she should have been fired — I want my bus drivers to have some brains, after all.

Am I not supposed to link to this poll?

Uh-oh. Reed Cartwright asks specifically that we don’t game this poll, but doesn’t having me link to it automatically bias the results? Well maybe not. It’s a poll to vote on your favorite geological specimen in a small set of photos. There’s nothing there that could selectively stir the godless hordes…but wait! Is that a squid in one of them?

Anyway, vote for the one that appeals to you most. You can even vote if you are a creationist, no one cares.

The Creation “Museum” Science Fair

They’re going to have a “Science” Fair at the Creation “Museum”, which seems extremely cruel. Little kids with some enthusiasm for science are going to show up at that circus and be misled about what science actually is, and see their careers stunted before they even begin.

But let’s be charitable and see what they’re going to do. They’re going to emphasize hypothesis testing, experiment, and good methodology, and they also have a restriction against product comparisons (the stuff of commercials: is Brand X paper towel actually more absorbent than Brand Y?) and simple demonstrations, like baking soda volcanoes. I approve of that, and would like to see conventional science fairs do the same.

Read further into their guidelines, though, and the anti-science emerges. All the projects have to be tied to a Bible verse. Why? I don’t know. It seems to be an arbitrary constraint that the creation science fair held here in Minnesota requires, too.

The real killer, though, is that they demand that the kids adhere to their statement of faith, which dictates what their conclusions should be. They’ve decided what the answers are before the experiment is done.

  1. Scripture teaches a recent origin for man and the whole creation.
  2. The days in Genesis do not correspond to geologic ages, but are six [6] consecutive twenty-four [24] hour days of Creation.
  3. The Noachian Flood was a significant geological event and much (but not all) fossiliferous sediment originated at that time.
  4. The ‘gap’ theory has no basis in Scripture.
  5. The view, commonly used to evade the implications or the authority of Biblical teaching, that knowledge and/or truth may be divided into ‘secular’ and ‘religious’, is rejected.
  6. By definition, no apparent, perceived, or claimed evidence in any field, including history and chronology, can be valid if it contradicts the Scriptural record. Of primary importance is the fact that evidence is always subject to interpretation by fallible people who do not possess all information.

They might as well announce that no biology, geology, or physics will be allowed in their “science” fair — any discipline with a historical component is forbidden, because they have decided what history occurred. The last restriction is the best, though: no evidence but the Bible can be accepted.

The poor kids.

We need one in every state

Come on, if Texas can open a Camp Quest, what’s your state’s excuse?

There’s also a nice article with a poll on the new godless camp — it’s mostly positive, but they do go out of their way to get a quote from a dissenter.

But Dr. Darrell Bock of the Dallas Theological Seminary doesn’t believe that being more vocal will have much impact. “People pretty much have their minds made up on these kinds of matters. They’re either going to be for or against,” he said.

Hey, that’s good news! Dr Darrell Bock of the Dallas Theological Seminary has just declared evangelism dead. Do you think the Baptists will notice?

Oh, and here’s the poll…already going our way.

A group is planning a statewide atheist summer camp for kids in Collin County. What do you think?

No big deal w/ parental approval 50%
This is the Bible Belt, why here? 27%
It should just be a secular camp. 23%