Am I a homeowner? Or does the home own me? Still got like $65,000 in student debt, to which now is added $280,000 more in mortgage on a weenie little condo. My household has a zany scheme to pay the condo off in eleven years, but you know how zany schemes go. Any given thing goes wrong and that never gets paid off at all, just ends up being a permanent interest treadmill for the last owner standing.
One of these days, I’ll sell the screenplay to Gun Lemurs for a half million and knock out all my debts at once. ONE. OF. THESE. DAAAAAAYS.