Content Warning: This could be perceived as making light of gun violence and that ain’t cool. But I’m an action movie fan, and this came to me in a dream, so I’m obligated to do what I can to make it a reality. Unless, like, that ain’t cool. Damn I could use a nap.
How do you like my screenwriter name? The T is for Train.
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“Caesar Train Magenta” sounds like a code to activate a violent android sleeper agent.
BOOP BEEP I AM ACTIVATE
Good name, Mr. Anagram
What next? Sword chimps or maybe Baboons with blades? Flame farting cows?
Not one of these ideas can hold a candle to the visual comedy gold of gun lemurs, I’m sorry. I’m gonna make a mint, I tells ya.
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