Far be it from me to tell bigoted, asshole christians how to anti-gay, but I don’t think this is how you do it. The crowd wasn’t terribly enthused, either. Here’s hoping they will always be this incompetent.
MassResistance opening, um, show.
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What is he wearing? What the fuck is he wearing to do this routine!!?? Seriously!?!
That was so terrible. I don’t know what to call the mix of emotions inspired by that… performance. I sympathy cringed against my own will, and then I laughed, then cringed some more, then got mad, then felt bad about everything, then wanted to mock, then wondered if the performer was trolling himself accidentally. Like the bi person in me has all the contempt in the world but the ex-sometimes-performer in me just died. It wasn’t even Napoleon Dynamite level badness where it’s earnest enough to be good, it was worse. I don’t know what to do with all these conflicting feelings!
In conclusion: I um UM I um…. dafuq.
Onamission5:
Right there with you.
Couldn’t even make it to the one minute mark. And besides, that is NOT a rainbow.
Exactly! Exactly! EXACTLY!!!! HE NEEDS TO BE IN A MULTI-COLORED LEOTARD OR COSTUME WITH THE OTHER COLORS OF THE RAINBOW THATAREMISSIN’FROM HISFANSAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaarRRRRRRRRRRRggggggGGGGGggggGGGGGgggghhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!eleventy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s… supposed to be anti-gay?
Because, um, that would NOT be out of place at a Pride celebration. Though, ah, I suppose that irony was the whole point, yeah?
He’s no Sally Rand.