Happy summer godless pagans!

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Just a few minutes ago, at 12:04 AM my time, the sun did an ominous thing: it stopped getting higher in the sky of the northern hemisphere! Oh noes, we northerners better start the rituals to coax it back one day right away. That’s the start of summer and the end of the longest day. Or for our friends down under, winter has begun and your sun will start moving higher in the sky. Which means your rituals are working. For anyone who is out dancing wildly and casting spells at either end of the earth, don’t forget to enjoy the super moonlight this weekend.

Alleged Klansmen arrested for trying to sell homemade ray gun to synagogue

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This is a very strange story, with some strange, strange characters. The principal weirdo is Glendon Crawford, industrial mechanic by day, super weapons designer for the KKK on weekends. Crawford claims to have designed and partially built a radiation gun to kill people in their sleep, which he tried to sell to Jews in the hope they’d use it on Muslims: [Read more…]

Forced birther, gun nut, & secessionist

Dr. Patrick Johnston is quite a study in contradictions. He’s one of those small government, flag-waving patriots who wants to secede from the US and force women to bear a rapists child with the power of the New Christian State. He’s also a gun maniac, hate radio jock, anti LGBT, and an anti-science homeschooler. He’d feel real at home in the Republic of Gilead: [Read more…]