Transitions » « Squidbirth An embarrassing situation for the octopus Shelley had her weird cake article, but it failed to include this bizarre masterpiece. I can’t quite imagine why a cephalopod would want to do that, when there are so many attractive molluscs in the sea. Share this:PrintEmailShare on TumblrTweet Transitions » « Squidbirth
Tentacle hentai — two words that should never have been put together.
A modern take on an older shunga…
I will never get my head around the Japanese.
Can’t really eat mollusks all the time, can you?
S. Fisher says
Is that Barbie?
In US you eat mollusc, in Soviet Russia mollusc eat you.
To be fair to Shelly hers were Nerdy cakes.
“I can’t quite imagine why a cephalopod would want to do that, when there are so many attractive molluscs in the sea.”
What makes you think it wasn’t just having a meal?
Tentacoo Wape is the bee’s knees.
Pierce R. Butler says
Which link leads you to others on the same site…
one of which leads you to http://www.virtualroadside.com/fortune/ …
which generates random quotes with random ASCII art …
which includes an option for “offensive atheist” quotations…
some of which are pretty good:
/ "We may rest assured that God would never have suffered
| any infants to be slain except those who were already |
| damned and predestined for eternal death." |
| [John Calvin, rationalizing the slaughter |
of infants in the Old Testament] /
(Alas, if only the [TT] monospaced-font command worked here…)
Japanese monster tentacle rape porn always gets my goat. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Robert Madewell says
That cephalopod is not having sex with barbie! He’s eating her! Doesn’t cephalopod sex have something to do with the male puting a dab of sperm on the female with his tentacle? Not as intrusive as mammalian sex?
Didn’t you learn from the “Tentacle Sex” episode?
Expect a whole bunch of creepy searches to end up here.
As the creator of the cake I have to say I was inspired by the combination of “Creepy half a barbie on a stick to put on a cake” (the dolls have no lower legs, just a toothpick) and the octopus cake pan sold by Williams and Sonoma for a very brief period…it seems they’ve been pulled from the shelves.
The flickr set for all the pictures of my cake is here FYI.
Jon Anderson says
I’m already getting search traffic for “hentai birthday”… That blog post made me the first hit on Google.
followed the weird cake link and
EEEE I *love* the Mario Bros. cake!!!