Okay, so there’s this guy. He’s an asshole, but he’s just some guy, y’know?
No, his name is not Zaphod Beeblebrox.
His name is Michael John Frederick, Jr. Despite being just a guy – excuse me, just a white guy – he’s managed to make it into the news cycle for some of his recent accomplishments. What accomplishments, you wonder? Oh just this and that: