Stolen from a thief:
Given their age, I think FSM should be remanded to juvenile court.
Jehovah & Satan are scratching their heads, giving puzzled looks to each other at this point.
Jehovah: You’re sure he’s not one of yours? Because I didn’t make him.
Satan: Please. Give me some credit. Even I have some standards.
Jehovah: Buddha? Brahma? [Both shrug their shoulders.] Gaia?
Jehovah: Right, right. Sorry. Forgot about the “pussy grabbing” thing. … Cthulhu?
Cthulhu: What kind of monster do you take me for? [Sips tea.]
Satan: Well somebody cooked him up.
Flying Spaghetti Monster: …
Jehovah: Wait… There’s no way you could …
FSM: Look. It was my first time. I was a little drunk and someone asked for a “Tangerine Dream” so I thought …
Satan: [Facepalm.] Fucking newbies.