Giuliani Coughs Through Fox News Interview Before ‘Rona Results. LOL.


Former NYC mayor and Trump BFF Rudy Giuliani is one of those conservatives who saves me the trouble of mocking him by mocking himself.

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And today’s news does not disappoint.

Via Democracy Now!:

Rudy Giuliani Coughs Through TV Interview While Awaiting Coronavirus Test Result

Oct 07, 2020

On Monday, President Trump’s attorney Rudy Giuliani — who was also present at Trump’s debate prep — coughed his way through an interview on Fox News in which he mocked Joe Biden for wearing masks.

Rudy Giuliani: [coughs]

Martha MacCallum: … “say it’s OK. He is” …

Rudy Giuliani: [coughs] …

Martha MacCallum: “Mayor Giuliani, thank you so much for your time. We’ll look forward to having you back.”

Rudy Giuliani: “Thank you, Martha. Thank you for the coverage. It’s very good.”

Martha MacCallum: “And I hope that cough is not anything bad, where — you’re waiting for your test to come back, so we hope you’re going to be healthy and well.”

Rudy Giuliani: [coughs] “I hope so, too.”

Giuliani said Tuesday morning he’d tested negative for coronavirus. Giuliani has not gone into quarantine despite his close contacts with several infected people, and appeared maskless at a Republican fundraising event in Manhattan on Tuesday.


SERIOUSLY THO FUCK THIS GUY. And every Republican at that Manhattan fundraiser, too.

GTFO of my town, conservatives. We’re too busy actually containing a deadly goddamn pandemic here to put up with any of your bullshit.


  1. says

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  2. brucegee1962 says

    In normal times, the fact that this former governor was ill and in the hospital would be big news.
    These are not normal times. He doesn’t even rate on the news these days.
    Bwa ha ha.

  3. says

    chigau: Yes, but only if rum brings you joy.

    brucegee: I’ve come to believe there never were any “normal times.” There’s always people fucking shit up – and those people are virtually always conservatives.