Iris must have been a VERY good girl this year.

Well look what My Amazing Lover™ Santa brought me.


#deathtosquirrels just leveled up, people.

Just FYI, if you plan to be anywhere near me you should probably be wearing safety goggles for the foreseeable future.

Merry Xmas, Happy Hanukkah, joyous whatever-you-celebrate to you!


  1. kestrel says

    Oh, SWEET! Squirrels everywhere are clutching their nuts in terror now.

    I see there are some instructions that start out with “DO NOT”. I am assuming they say, do not shoot your eye out. :-)

  2. Raucous Indignation says

    And definitely wear the safety goggles. I don’t want to make a house call for a shot out eye. The Kindly Old Doctor of Nofunnington can’t do crap all ’bout that. And a Very Merry Winter Solstice Festival to you!!