“God” may be humankind’s strangest invention—
At least, that’s the way I am feeling.
From ineffable force, too transcendent to mention
To “bearded guy up on the ceiling” [Read more…]
Too good to be true—ah, alas!
No reduction, in weight or in mass—
Now the latest reports
Say, caffeine in my shorts
Isn’t useful for slimming my ass!
Headline: Wacoal iPants and other caffeine-laced shapers won’t fight fanny fat, FTC says
(Yeah, it’s been a while since the last Headline Muse. I forget why I stopped…)
So anyway, one of my search terms today was “why the hell did god make parasites?”. I don’t think I have actually addressed that specifically (though I have mentioned parasites in one or two verses, I know), so I thought I’d do so now: [Read more…]
It’s a metaphor. [Read more…]
So the cuttledog and I were walking, just a bit ago, and there were bats! [Read more…]
Well, not quite available yet, but it’s on its way! [Read more…]
I once believed in Eden, and in Adam and his Eve
I believed in Satan’s serpent; his intention to deceive.
Eve’s decision doomed humanity to misery and woe—
I believed it without question, cos the bible told me so. [Read more…]
The word was passed from dude to bro:
We must protect the status quo! [Read more…]
A while ago, I wrote a verse about a weasel-like group with a plan to plaster “In God We Trust” on any local government buildings they could find. If you follow that link, in the comments (brief and polite!) you’ll see the beginnings of a counter-plan. [Read more…]
My people are “married”. My people are “white”.
My people are “straight”… and they’re mostly polite.
They don’t like to kick up too much of a fuss
Cos problems aren’t major… for people like us. [Read more…]