Headline Muse, 9/30/14

Too good to be true—ah, alas!
No reduction, in weight or in mass—
Now the latest reports
Say, caffeine in my shorts
Isn’t useful for slimming my ass!

Headline: Wacoal iPants and other caffeine-laced shapers won’t fight fanny fat, FTC says

(Yeah, it’s been a while since the last Headline Muse. I forget why I stopped…)


  1. says

    Lose weight? Some folks try hypnosis.
    Or coffee-soaked clothes by osmosis.
    Let’s invent a shampoo
    Laced with atheist clue
    As a cure for religious psychosis.

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