So anyway, one of my search terms today was “why the hell did god make parasites?”. I don’t think I have actually addressed that specifically (though I have mentioned parasites in one or two verses, I know), so I thought I’d do so now:
Why the hell did God make parasites?
I’d really like to know!
Does He torture us for giggles?
Does He love us even so?
Does He have a thing for hookworms?
Does He have a thing for lice?
Are the Toxoplasma gondii
Favored more than rats or mice?
Does God love His Schistosoma?
And His cuckoos in the nest
(Where they play a deadly variant
Of “Mommy loves me best!”)?
Does He have a secret fondness
For the things that make us sick?
And the logical conclusion is…
God really is a dick.