I’ve been looking at the evidence
I thought was out of reach—
Like those disappearing footprints
As I walked along the beach
Cos it wasn’t when You carried me
Instead, to my surprise,
You were cruelly putting parasites
In little children’s eyes [Read more…]
I’ve never known an atheist
I hope to never meet one
But I can tell you anyway
The best way to defeat one! [Read more…]
The products that we buy today
Are often full of DNA—
Consumers must be made aware!
But then may buy them… if they dare! [Read more…]
When it’s time for target practice
And the cops work on their aim
Then a simple, boring bull’s-eye
Isn’t scary—far too tame!
You need criminals to shoot at—
Or, at least, so goes the claim,
So in Florida, the targets have real faces! [Read more…]
A man once had a saying
That he really liked to say
It was pithy; it was powerful,
So loudly he would bray
He would work it into comments
For the Internet to view
But the thing about his saying is,
It simply wasn’t true. [Read more…]
Some places, you drive on the left of the road;
Some places, you drive on the right
There isn’t one side that is better or worse
(Though I’m sure some are willing to fight) [Read more…]
Decide Right Now
You have 5 seconds to decide each question. [Read more…]
Over at One News Now, there are two stories of a conflict between faith and employment. Juxtaposed as they are, it is still utterly predictable to see the Muslim told to find another job, but the Christians told they are being persecuted. [Read more…]
Making fun of politicians
Is a noble, grand tradition—
In the freest of societies, the poking never stops!
But… be careful with your freedom—
Watch your fingers; you might need ‘em
You can razz the politicians, but you mustn’t fuck with cops. [Read more…]
In their fight against Christ
Just how vast is their search?
Have they come for your house?
Have they come for your church?
Have they come for your neighbors,
Your family, your friends?
In this fight against Jesus,
Just what are their ends? [Read more…]