He believes in “Love thy neighbor”
So he isn’t filled with hate
He just wishes he were living
In a segregated state;
He displays the Rebel banner
On the bumper of his car
But to call the man a bigot?
Now you’ve gone a step too far! [Read more…]
Oh say, did you see?
It was wonderful news!
Recognition of rights
That had seemed so elusive.
Did you see the broad stripes
In a rainbow of hues
As a symbol of love
That is now all-inclusive [Read more…]
Jiggery-Pokery!
Pure, legal, applesauce!
Justice Scalia is
Left in the dark–
Lacking foundation, he
Characteristically
Treats legal molehills with
Mountains of snark. [Read more…]
No, not me, of course–to defend that particular rant, you need the help of experts. So it’s breitbart.com that shows us how everybody in the liberal media got it wrong. [Read more…]
Social media breeds hatin’
There is really no debatin’
But text messages from Satan?
I’m not certain I believe! [Read more…]
Your average person understands
The reason that the law demands
Employees all must wash their hands
Before they work with food. [Read more…]
I never know when to say that–it’s not Oz day here yet, but it’s been going on for hours in actual Australia. Anyway, I’m listening to Kylie on my favorite local radio station … where “local” is defined in astronomical terms, apparently. [Read more…]
The products that we buy today
Are often full of DNA—
Consumers must be made aware!
But then may buy them… if they dare! [Read more…]
When it’s time for target practice
And the cops work on their aim
Then a simple, boring bull’s-eye
Isn’t scary—far too tame!
You need criminals to shoot at—
Or, at least, so goes the claim,
So in Florida, the targets have real faces! [Read more…]
As rugs go, it was fine—it’s just
That, well, it says “IN DOG WE TRUST”
And so, of course, we feel we must
Replace it. [Read more…]