We have to stop students from voting!
Let’s revisit the domicile laws!
If they only live here maybe 4 or 5 years
Then they shouldn’t be voting… because!
With their heads full of liberal nonsense
From the radicals running our schools
Then as day follows night, they should give up the right
To engage–so we’re changing the rules! [Read more…]
Shoppily, droppily,
Digital Cuttlefish
Needed some groceries, so
Went to the store; [Read more…]
You must be held responsible
For choices—that’s the answer!
Your health care bills are lower when
You “just say no!” to cancer [Read more…]
The president tells you and me
The press is now “the enemy”
A threat to our democracy
There’s reason to be scared.
His motive’s clear; he wants to duck
The blame—he’ll try to pass the buck—
For what’s become a clusterfuck
Because he’s ill-prepared. [Read more…]
Wearily, drearily
Faithful constituents
Ask their reps “where are you
Drawing the line?” [Read more…]
We’ve all heard the slogan: “My body, my choice”
Again, and again, and again…
But now, Oklahoma will heed a new voice:
They will finally listen to men! [Read more…]
All these people making fusses
Over non-existent buses
Are a joke—until one susses
Out the reason for the lie: [Read more…]
As we watch the so-called President
He speaks his so-called mind
Tweeting out his so-called wisdom
That his so-called experts find [Read more…]
There’s something in the atmosphere—
A methane sort of smell—
Cos once again, Republicans
Are shitting in the well [Read more…]
He’s religious, and extremist;
He’s a danger to us all;
He’s his leader’s willing puppet
And he heeds his leader’s call
He could push us into chaos;
He could doom us with one look;
And it’s all because he’s smitten
By his ancient holy book [Read more…]