He’s religious, and extremist;
He’s a danger to us all;
He’s his leader’s willing puppet
And he heeds his leader’s call
He could push us into chaos;
He could doom us with one look;
And it’s all because he’s smitten
By his ancient holy book
He’s been watching all the networks;
What they’re saying on TV
He believes his faith is threatened
By the folks like you and me
His religion has been threatened,
It’s been ridiculed—maligned—
We should hunt him; trap him; kill him…
He’s a Christian? Never mind.
Yeah… so Trump wants to focus only on Islamic sources of terrorism, because reasons. Because America reasons. Because American safety reasons. Because Bad Hombres are threatening Americans.
Bad Hombres. Bad Muslim Hombres. Bad, Brown Muslim Hombres. Fukkit, I have had it with capitalizing things because trump wants me to. This anthropomorphic inflamed hemorrhoid has decided that, for safety, we are going to ignore the most dangerous groups that threaten America, so that we can focus on the most brown groups.
Or something like that, it’s hard to tell. At which point, rational people begin to weep, and Trump supporters start shouting “praise Jesus!” or Hallelujah!, or some shit.