Pesky atheists pretending to like science


I want to post a picture of a Mars rock. It has to be a pyramidal rock. Luckily, there is a picture of a pyramidal rock at NASA.

[robotic voice] “Look at this glorious picture of a pyramidal rock on Mars. I am such a geek.”

Image Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/MSSS

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Comments

  1. Artor says

    I’m actually curious as to the composition of that rock. What formed the smooth layer on the bottom? Is that a sedimentary layer that might suggest lots of water? Or is it an obsidian shell over basaltic rock?

  2. Hunt says

    No, the smooth layer is some kind of polymer glue. This is obviously a tile off the heat shield of an alien spacecraft.

  3. Badland says

    Artor, the rock looks basaltic to me. At a guess the smooth layer is a flow-top chill margin. Shall hie me off to the interwebs and find out what the official diagnosis is.

    Ps Ophelia: I want some of what you’re on

  4. Die Anyway says

    hmmm…. It’s the same color as my car. That must mean something profound.

    And up there in the top left corner, is that Jesus I see?

  5. roger ivanhart says

    The only thing shown by criticising non-scientists who find stories about science and scientific discoveries interesting and informative are the limitations in imagination and curiousity of those doing the criticising.

  6. inquisitiveraven says

    Lemme guess, it’s a reference to the Pyramids of Mars nonsense from the eighties.

  7. embertine says

    I particularly enjoy that the have indicated where they shot it with lasers and where they shot it with X-rays.

  8. A Hermit says

    Obviously it was built by the tiny alien predecessors of the Egyptians who emigrate to Earth after the great Martian disaster aeons ago…

    I’ll bet if we take it’s dimensions and multiply them by some carefully chosen numerologically significant numbers they will match the proportions of the lottery booth in Umberto Eco’s “Foucault’s Pendulum…”

    Seriously, that is a cool picture of a rock ON MARS!…reality is mind blowing…

  9. says

    According to the Beeb article I read the other day, Jake is actually a very interesting rock: the composition appears to resemble basalts formed at mid-ocean ridges (congealed from water-rich magmas).

  10. Acolyte of Sagan says

    Anybody know why it’s so blue? I’ve just read the link supplied by Courtney @ #10 but there was nothing there – at least that I could see – that explained the vivid colouring. Could it be a Martian form of Lapis?

  11. Reginald Selkirk says

    The blue is pretty mundane. The exciting bit is the bright red dots. Morse code spelled out in rubies?

  12. Acolyte of Sagan says

    Reginald Selkirk says:
    October 16, 2012 at 11:23 am
    The blue is pretty mundane. The exciting bit is the bright red dots. Morse code spelled out in rubies?

    That’s just Martianese for “Stop firing lasers and x-rays at me if it’s not going to help the Earthling Acolyte of Sagan understand why I’m blue”.

  13. says

    17, no, but close – other people doing a mini-rant of the same type. Sneering at non-scientists who express enthusiasm for science, because it’s just a pose, a “narrative of self” thing, trendy, fake – blah blah blah. Nasty stuff. How dare non-scientists be interested in science! Nasty, depressing, ugly stuff from people who should know better.

  14. Acolyte of Sagan says

    Ophelia, it’s the same people who oppose the ‘dumbing-down’ of science, as though their knowledge must somehow be kept a closely guarded secret. It’s merely a problem of egocentricism; the more us plebs know, the less god-like the arrogant bastards feel.

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