I know a new thing now, a thing I didn’t know before. I know that there’s something – something bad – called “camel toe.” I know what it is. I know it via the tweets of Another Angry Woman
@stavvers and this post that she linked to, The Miracle Bajingo Shoehorn.
A staggering 55% of women, irrespective of age, size or weight, experience camel toe at some point.
Many women have even gone to extreme lengths to rectify the camel toe problem, resorting to expensive and risky surgery.
Now thanks to the Smooth Groove camel toe remedy, all women can get on with their lives without having to worry about how they look.
After all, being a woman is hard enough and having a Smooth Groove in your underwear drawer will make it just that little bit easier!
Well thank God, is all I can say. Thank God someone is looking out for women in a positive, empowering, Occupy My Walls kind of way. Because being a woman is some seriously tough shit.
There’s the threat of sexual violence, the fashion industry imposing an impossible standard of beauty, fighting for equal compensation and opportunity in the workplace and trying to keep your giant, sloppy vagina from unravelling in your pants like a loose bragioli.
See the original post; there’s a video and graphics and all. It’s hilarious.
I suspect the background is Olympics commentary. The enraged tweets of stavvers are also hilarious.