Hans Steininger, a 16th-century burgomaster of Braunau am Inn had a beard which has survived him for many a century. Why? Because, unfortunately, it was the cause of his death. You can read all about it at Atlas Obscura.
Having awakened in the night to the troubling sensation of being attempted-murderized by my own hair on multiple occasions, the poor unlucky bastard has my sympathies.
Having awakened in the night to the troubling sensation of being attempted-murderized by my own hair on multiple occasions, the poor unlucky bastard has my sympathies.
Good grief. You can hide a whole pizzeria in there!
Eek. A cautionary tale indeed!
@Onamission5 #1: yeah… been there, done that… now I keep my hair pinned to the top of my head at night to avoid killing myself.
Its killed before, will it kill again?
Sy Fy Channel, are you paying attention?