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richardelguru
February 25, 2013 at 10:04 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Hee! Hee! Nice one!!
Of course I’d advise waiting to apply till after Easter, just in case Benny was only giving it up for Lent.
dean
February 25, 2013 at 10:18 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Very good. Have also heard this one, but can’t remember the comedian’s name.
Elderly, bigoted, misogynist, pedophile lover to be replaced with same after a meeting of other elderly, bigoted, misogynist old men. However, the process will involve incense, folded hands, and white smoke, so that makes it ok.
StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!
February 27, 2013 at 3:33 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Classic.
Mind you, its a tough gig in some ways – what other organisation demands that an elderly, sick man be worked until he dies? (Until lately anyhow.)
pakicetus
March 11, 2013 at 4:14 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
You left a few things out, bull shitist, propagandist, quack, fraud, and con artist.
Rich Woods
March 27, 2013 at 10:52 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
It should also state ‘Must be willing to display bollocks.’