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Jun 24 2014

An Atheist Town Council Prayer

The town of Greece, NY, as a result of their recent court decision, is going to have a town council opening prayer delivered by an atheist. This has left a segment of the Christian population utterly befuddled; when the bible is the only book you need, you are not likely to have a dictionary handy. …

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Jun 18 2014

I’m Back, Mostly

What a lovely returning gift–81 comments, most in verse! I will likely be scarce for a little bit–my back is threatening to secede from the rest of my body. Driving is not natural for invertebrates, and I have done much driving and much sleeping on couches since you last heard from me, and I have …

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May 16 2014

“I’m So Fed Up With The Tyranny, I…”

I’m so fed up with the tyranny, I sold my old Ski-Do; With a POTUS like Obama, there was nothing else to do It was that or breathe the chemtrails that had turned the water blue I’m so fed up with the tyranny… so what’s the deal with you? I’m so fed up with the …

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Apr 18 2014

Three Cultures (Easter?)

Student 1—”This weekend is Easter! I’ll be with my family, celebrating, together… That’s what Easter is for!” Student 2—”in [her culture], we celebrate all the holidays! Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, and some you’ve never heard of! Embrace all the belief systems, and celebrate all the holidays!” Student 3—“in [his culture], there are no holidays—if you …

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Apr 11 2014

Problem’s, Problem’s, Problem’s…

I was reading through some papers (It was really quite a stack) Cos I’ve had them for a week, now, And the students want them back But then… a stray apostrophe Was seared into my soul, Unleashing horde’s of demon’s, Till I fully lost control It took a bit of doing But I talked myself …

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Mar 11 2014

On The Futile Search For Universal Morality

The study of morality would vastly be improved If god could be removed Without the false assumption that a culture’s moral laws Had supernatural cause There’s no Platonic heaven where morality is found But rather, look around! Morality will not be seen expressed as an ideal Morality… is real So, yeah… I guess this one …

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Feb 16 2014

Templeton Funded Research Finds Science & Religion Compatible (or, that evangelicals have their own definition of “science”)

Evangelicals will tell us, they are unafraid of science; They assume it proves the bible to be true. There’s a scientific method into which they put reliance But it looks a little strange, to me and you. They’ll evaluate hypotheses experimentally Then, conclusions will be carefully inspected: Do results remain consistent with the bible? And …

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Jan 31 2014

A Verse Guaranteed To Offend No One

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Jan 21 2014

The Democrats Are Coming (And They Want To Take Your Guns)!

The Democrats are coming! And they want to take your guns! Cos the lefties don’t believe in self-defense! They’ll be shutting down the gun shows any moment now, you know, And the impact on our profits is immense! They’ll want handgun registration; they’ll want licensing and locks! It’s the functional equivalent of war! They’ll want …

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Jan 15 2014

“Hostility Toward Religion”, or “Religious Hostilities”?

Let us celebrate the power Of the simple preposition Making bullies into martyrs with a word When the truth is somewhat sour Simply make a small edition Though the putative conclusion is absurd When “religion” and “hostility” The Pew researchers mixed, It’s religion on religion causing harm To the best of their ability The Post …

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