The ICE Hymn


Fighting for our freedom!
United in our quest!
Concerns? We never need ‘em
Knowing this is best!

The path we’re on is righteous!
Remember, we are right!
Unless, by chance we might just—
Might, maybe might just quite just—
Perpetuate our plight!

We must protect our border
From kids of every age
Our paranoid disorder
Reveals itself as rage!

A toddler in her blanket
An infant at the breast—
A threat too great to rank it;
The thing to do is yank it
Away, so that is best!

Fighting for our freedom!
United in our quest!
Concerns? We never need ‘em
Knowing this is best!

The path we’re on is righteous!
Remember, we are right!
Unless, by chance we might just—
Might, maybe might just quite just—
Perpetuate our plight!

The plans come from the White House
And so we know they’re right
As ships look to the lighthouse
Upon the rocky height

We cannot trust these babies!
They simply are the worst!
No ifs, no buts, no maybes—
Assume they all have rabies—
Our safety must come first!

Fighting for our freedom!
United in our quest!
Concerns? We never need ‘em
Knowing this is best!

The path we’re on is righteous!
Remember, we are right!
Unless, by chance we might just—
Might, maybe might just quite just—
Perpetuate our plight!

You’ve seen the kids in cages
You’ve prob’ly heard their cries
This is a war of ages
We cannot compromise!

These infants down in Texas
They cry and scream and pout!
A terroristic nexus—
Those bastards really vex us!
We have to keep them out!

Fighting for our freedom!
United in our quest!
Concerns? We never need ‘em
Knowing this is best!

The path we’re on is righteous!
Remember, we are right!
Unless, by chance we might just—
Might, maybe might just quite just—
Perpetuate our plight!

Hmph. I could have sworn I posted this 2 days ago. Time was, I could be the first FtBer to post on something, and have it in rhyming verse to boot. Now, 2 days late to the party. Still rhyming verse, though, although this one is technically a hymn. It is close to (but not quite) the Cuttlefish University alma mater, but I suppose it is close to a lot of things.

As always, the comments are open for additional verses! Also, Fuck Trump.

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