Mark Walker, of North Carolina
Is a Rep who gives very few fucks.
He doesn’t like government spending
Or maybe he doesn’t like ducks. [Read more…]
The Digital Cuttlefish
Since the music plays so briefly... Can you blame me if I dance?
Mark Walker, of North Carolina
Is a Rep who gives very few fucks.
He doesn’t like government spending
Or maybe he doesn’t like ducks. [Read more…]
I should have mentioned this days ago, but I am in the midst of a bit of a grading deluge. But anyway, I have a new Twitter avatar (is that what they call them on Twitter? I really don’t know), courtesy of (maybe? I don’t really know) one of you (it wasn’t me), created by the brilliant artist behind Black Mudpuppy, Ethan Kocak (@Blackmudpuppy, on twitter). [Read more…]
A reader sends in a pic of a fellow cephalopod-with-quill. Below the jump, so as not to muck around with RSS feeds. [Read more…]
Holy Zombie Jesus! Christ is risen from the dead!
That’s the message that they’re sending, but they’re catching flak instead
For their baby zombie Jesus, with a manger for His bed
Which the neighbors do not like, in Cincinnati.
A nativity with zombies—for the most part, cos it’s fun!
It’s an advert for a haunted house a local group has run
So it’s good for Christmas business, see, when all is said and done,
But the neighborhood is going rather batty. [Read more…]
I bought myself some honey
Cos my yogurt needs a touch—
It cost very little money
(Since I hadn’t very much)
It was purchased in Bulgaria
Which really was a pain
Cos to bring my honey back with me
I had to take a plane. [Read more…]
We’ve got the burgers
Got the dogs
Chicken wings
And ribs of hogs [Read more…]
Jiggery-Pokery!
Pure, legal, applesauce!
Justice Scalia is
Left in the dark–
Lacking foundation, he
Characteristically
Treats legal molehills with
Mountains of snark. [Read more…]
I’ve got a poem in my pocket
Cos I’ve heard that today is the day
That the poets are planting a poetry seed
Just a verse you can pull from your pocket and read
If conditions are right, it could grow like a weed
If conditions are right, well, it may [Read more…]
I never know when to say that–it’s not Oz day here yet, but it’s been going on for hours in actual Australia. Anyway, I’m listening to Kylie on my favorite local radio station … where “local” is defined in astronomical terms, apparently. [Read more…]
The rug has sold! And (this is fun)
Seems “Dog” beats “God”, nineteen to one!
Fantastic news for Rex and Rover
Now that bidding’s finally over [Read more…]