Here’s an idea: a young woman takes a picture of herself every day, and assembles it into a movie. It’s off to an interesting start, but she’s at a developmental stage where the changes aren’t happening very rapidly, so she pretty much looks the same at the beginning as at the end.
Apparently, everything is sectarian. Now I learn that Windows is the Christian OS, to my vast relief. I’ll stick with my secular humanist Mac OS X, with its Darwin core and its demonic platypus mascot.
Shelley has something for people with a tentacle fetish. Are there any of those around here?
Any New Jersey readers out there? Anyone from Seaside Heights?
Why didn’t you tell me?
I had to find out about this exciting event in the grocery store checkout line. I was most interested to learn that it ravaged the shore line during a recent storm, but seems to have put most of its effort into destroying a church.
Hmmm. I didn’t do it, officer.
The burning question is, do I get one if I go mad?
Here are a few miscellaneous cephalopod-related things people have sent me lately.
Even if you have a formless, gnawing dread that he might actually win, at least he’ll split the Republican vote.
(via Tild~)
Hang on, people, don’t look below the fold if you are easily offended. I’m including a horrific photo that was shown on a magazine cover, one that elicited the following reactions from readers:
“I was SHOCKED”
“I was offended and it made my husband very uncomfortable when I left the magazine on the coffee table”
“Gross, I am sick”
“I had to rip off the cover since I didn’t want it laying around the house”
Are you ready for this?
This Neonbubble site is strange and baffling, and now they’ve gone and blown my cover with this biography of a former student.
Her high intelligence and keen insight caught the eye of her Biology professor, PZ Myers, who informed the U.S. Military as the terms of his continued freedom dictated. Gia was abducted and experimented upon for a number of years in an attempt to delve into the secrets within her mind.
I suppose I could be turning over my promising students to top secret government agencies, but I don’t remember this Gia Milinovich. They must be erasing my memories! The bastards!
Jim Lippard has dug up a bizarre animated summary of Mormon theology that was put together by some other religious group to debunk them. I know that at least some bits and pieces of the cartoon are accurate, but I can’t judge the whole thing—I can tell you that religion looks pretty ridiculous when you explain its basic tenets with cheesy animation. Can we get a whole set of these made for Catholicism, Islam, Lutheranism, the Baptists, etc.?
I don’t think it would cost much. From the look of the Mormon story, maybe $9.99 each.
Here’s a picture of Mormon heaven.
Looks just like Utah.
