You’ll have to read the whole thing to find out what everyone knows.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
Strangely enough, in Christian philosophy apparently the one on the left is the pessimist, and the one on the right carries the message of hope.
The Scienceblogs Nerd–off contest should have this for a new theme song: Weird Al’s “White and Nerdy”.
First in my class here at MIT
Drop skills, I’m a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people bangin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin’ so fast they’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pasqual, well, I’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
“Happy Days” is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping-pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon
(Here are the complete lyrics—it’ll make you weep, dawg.)
Hallelujah! You’ll want to play this mp3 for any of your religious friends and relatives. The chorus will make them jump up and exclaim…something.
This is exactly what I hear when someone tries to promote their favorite cult.
People would be more sympathetic to my interest in our tentacled co-residents of planet Earth if they realized it was a path to free ice cream, according to Lio, at least.
When you see the sun over the ocean in California, I think it means the sun is setting. Maybe it was just subconscious honesty that the Lieberman campaign used a stock sunset photo to illustrate his status. He’s Holy Joe, he can’t help but tell the truth.
It’s the second day of fall classes. I must be a little punch-drunk, what with all the obscure humor going up today, so forgive me.
