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“I really needed a sex toy to fill in on the days my husband is away on business, but all the toys I tried were way too big and powerful to resemble anything close to sex with Jared,” said Ruby Caster, a Bad Vibrations customer.
The story continues at laughably modest length… so go! Read! And keep an eye out for the anticlimax!