I have a Hitachi that I use daily, but because of my disability I use it much more for actual direct massage of muscles in spasm than I do for masturbation. As a result I have a tendency to leave it around the house like it’s not a sex toy (because, for me, it’s more often not, and anything can be a sex toy in the right circumstances anyway). When my daughters were interested in it and wanted to try it on their legs, they gave it a go and soon were using it on their shoulders and hands and scalps and feet. During all this, one of them actually tried, jokingly, to put it in my ear as if it were a giant Q-tip. I was surprised to find that although I can’t tolerate it for more than a few seconds at a time, the same spasms that affect my legs also give me chronic headaches and putting the vibrator to my ear (for short periods) actually helps.
Now I regularly use it on the back of my head and occasionally put it up against the tragus/front part of my ear.
Now I have to worry that someone will think I’m masturbating when I’m just trying to get rid of a headache!
Artsays
If that is where it is a set of headphones played loud with the bass turned up would qualify as an effective way of rolling those Os.
Danger, a fast ride on the back of a motorcycle will usually work, or a loud disco beat with good sub-woofers will both tend to stimulate receptivity but, as far as I know, won’t quite get her all the way there. OTOH a Hitachi Magic Wand is considered the all-terrain vehicle of vibrators: wherever you want to go; it will get you there.
That said a basic working understanding of human anatomy, in this case female anatomy, is still very helpful. Although, I guess, a person, lacking any other source of information, might derive the basic knowledge of the anatomical location of erogenous zones by experimentation alone. An experiment that youths, lacking other information, have historically taken as something of a hobby.
How this person gets it this wrong tells me they have somehow avoided both education and personal experience. Sad.
Well, I’ll say that sometimes the best part of a lively Twitter convo where people keep tweeting at everybody is having your phone in your pocket on “vibration”
As astute as these pirates.
And then they complain about us opting for vibrators instead…
Gilliell@#2:
And then they complain about us opting for vibrators instead…
I brain-farted when you said that, and pictured someone trying to put a Hitachi wand in their ear.
@efogoto:
Yes! That one is classic.
@Giliell & Marcus:
I have a Hitachi that I use daily, but because of my disability I use it much more for actual direct massage of muscles in spasm than I do for masturbation. As a result I have a tendency to leave it around the house like it’s not a sex toy (because, for me, it’s more often not, and anything can be a sex toy in the right circumstances anyway). When my daughters were interested in it and wanted to try it on their legs, they gave it a go and soon were using it on their shoulders and hands and scalps and feet. During all this, one of them actually tried, jokingly, to put it in my ear as if it were a giant Q-tip. I was surprised to find that although I can’t tolerate it for more than a few seconds at a time, the same spasms that affect my legs also give me chronic headaches and putting the vibrator to my ear (for short periods) actually helps.
Now I regularly use it on the back of my head and occasionally put it up against the tragus/front part of my ear.
Now I have to worry that someone will think I’m masturbating when I’m just trying to get rid of a headache!
If that is where it is a set of headphones played loud with the bass turned up would qualify as an effective way of rolling those Os.
Danger, a fast ride on the back of a motorcycle will usually work, or a loud disco beat with good sub-woofers will both tend to stimulate receptivity but, as far as I know, won’t quite get her all the way there. OTOH a Hitachi Magic Wand is considered the all-terrain vehicle of vibrators: wherever you want to go; it will get you there.
That said a basic working understanding of human anatomy, in this case female anatomy, is still very helpful. Although, I guess, a person, lacking any other source of information, might derive the basic knowledge of the anatomical location of erogenous zones by experimentation alone. An experiment that youths, lacking other information, have historically taken as something of a hobby.
How this person gets it this wrong tells me they have somehow avoided both education and personal experience. Sad.
Auto-ear-otica.
Well, I’ll say that sometimes the best part of a lively Twitter convo where people keep tweeting at everybody is having your phone in your pocket on “vibration”