Hold My Beer: “Let Them Eat Champagne” – No, really.


Let them eat Brioche not good enough? That’s okay: Ivanka gives us the high-class version of Hold My Beer. For Ivanka, it’s hold my champagne.

Ivanka Trump, whose family sells Trump-branded champagne, actually tweeted out that this memorial day – the day we set aside to think about those who actually fucking died in the wars fought by US soldiers at the orders of US politicians – that we should make this Memorial Day should feature champagne frozen into popsicles. Y’know. For the dead.

I can’t even.

The text below:

Make champagne popsicles this #MemorialDay:

Comments

  1. chigau (違う) says

    on my goodnight shutdown the tabs run
    I read this as:
    Let Them Eat Chipmunks
    going to bed now

  2. ivo says

    Or in this case, as John Oliver said: the apple does not fall far from the orange.

  3. The Mellow Monkey says

    I keep thinking of the veterans and families for whom Memorial Day is a day of genuine mourning and how champagne is associated with celebration.

    It’s a ridiculously ghoulish juxtaposition. If I saw this in fiction I was editing, I’d tell the author to revise it because it’s too on the nose.

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